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‘Going Loco Down In Acapulco’ after Mexico City Zoo

August 27, 2008 2:39 pm

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But do read on for some fun, yes indeed ladies and gentlemen we are are back again for another round of stories and adventures. Where on earth do we start with all that we have seen and done over the last days and weeks? Well Mexico City was as described, an incredible place to kick off our round the world adventure. We did suffer from(mountain sickness) which is daft really but they say it’s because it’s at 2500m above sea level and we tend to dwell about 100 foot away from the beach in the UK. True to say, headaches, dizziness, joint pain, confusion and vomming the likes of which are quite surreal (like a 2 bottle red wine hangover), and yes I did go down for 3 days with it and Blondie for 2 days. So you don’t have much of a choice apart from to hold up in the hotel for a few days and watch TV with your head in the toilet, ewww.

But I am glad to inform you all that normal service has been resumed and we are both on track again. Mexico City Zoo was an eye opener. Now if you’ve seen the John Cleese film ‘Fierce Creatures’ where McDonalds sponsors a Zoo, well in Mexico City, yup you’ve guessed it, Ronnie MacDonnie has done just that. Now as you can imagine it’s a bit tacky but, they are actually doing some good. They are a Rescue Zoo and a big one at that. Essentially, it seems that they will take anything, and I mean anything. It is heart breakingly sad to see some of the animals and yes it moves you to tears to see the damage that humans can and do do to these impressive creatures (yes I know I said do do). To see a wild black bear driven mad that all it now knows to do is walk in a circle and then dance like a Ballerina, or the Jaguar who paces around its cage circuit after circuit, very very sad. BUT there is purpose and a good one at that.

People come and see the Zoo, they eat Maccy Dee’s, they see what man can do, then they leave declaring to do better, so I guess the poor few have a safe home for the rest of their lives rather than being dispatched, and in doing so, educate the masses. One funny thing though is McDonalds has obviously thrown a lot of money at this, because you don’t just get Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh no. You get Pandas and Eagles and Silver Back Gorillas and Black Leopards and White Rhino. It’s like the dude said, ‘Hey Amigo, what you want? You want Panda? I get you two Panda for price of one and throw in Red Panda for free!’ Seriously, we didn’t even know there were Red Pandas for goodness sake and it doesn’t stop there as the images in W4 of the album will show.

Next stop was Mexico City Museum of Anthropology. How can we say that you stand there looking at a piece of wood that was carved into a figure head circa 1500 BC….as in Before Christ (that still amazes me), like 3500 years ago but they also have stuff from, get this, 35,000BC. When you see the images from W5 you will hopefully appreciate the intense feeling of, humility I guess is a good word, when you suddenly realise that in the UK we don’t really have a history like this, apart from Stonehenge which is like Canary Wharf and Oxford Street in comparison to this history. Think back even as long as cave paintings and flints and arrowheads. Incredible.

But the road was calling so we caught a bus from Mexico City to Acapulco which was about 5 hours (think posh National Express with reclining seats). The countryside is just so green. Greener in fact than the greenest part of Green Park in Green On The Wold, very green. As the km’s disappeared under our wheels Mexico really started to unfold in front of our eyes and what a beautiful place it is. (more later)

Acapulco was a shock though, hotter than we imagined. 32c in the shade and pushing 40’s in the direct heat. Too hot for even me, and I’m like a lizard. A bit of luck befell us here. A taxi driver named Leo was kind enough to take pity on the stupid English bloke who did not book a hotel before he arrived, so he took us to ‘a friend’ who made us a special rate of 3 nights for 2, et voila…….Acapulco’s very own…..The Hotel Copacobana! Wahoooooo. Cue Barry Manilow, ‘Oooh at the Copa, Copacobana, music and passion were always the fashion, at the Copa, they fell in love’. Yes, Yes, Yes all well and done, but after 3 days of hearing the sodding song in the lobby, the lift, the stairs, the pool, the Jacuzzi, and even the damn toilet enough was enough. But to be honest, sitting there in the Jacuzzi serenity pool with the lights of Acapulco twinkling away in the distance, it was okay. It’s the sort of place you tick off on the list but never go back to. Think Mexico’s answer to Marbella and Estapona in Spain.

Then another bus and 9 hours took us to Puerto Escondido about 300km along the coast east. Think Newquay but 40 years ago and with a very impressive fast right hand beach break that on a quiet day was offering tubes and impressive faces of 7-8 foot. Very unspoiled and very very hot. Cue the mother of all thunderstorms with lightening that was like daylight for 12 seconds at a time and then rain that actually hurt when it bounced off your head. And finally, another 6 hour bus ride through the mountains to a stunning little city called Oaxaca (Wa-hah-ka) and a lovely hotel  www.hotelazucenas.com to give you a clue of the sort of places we try to stay in (it is as lovely as it looks).

So to close for this latest edition, our observations are so far of a hugely friendly and yet very deep nationality with an even deeper history. Mexicans appear as very hard working people who have a solid work ethic no matter what the age(hey Mauricio that’s you isn’t it). The standard was of life seems so much simpler, roof over head, food, water, family. The one thing that really does come over very strong is the whole, use it, repair it, recycle it, weld two together, sell it, buy another one, grow one, sell one, plant one, eat one, go to church, prey, smile, eat, care for your friend, play funny small guitar and wear cowboy hat, drive big 4×4, sit under tree, hose dog with water, buy a donkey, wave sympathetically at stupid English bloke with camera shoved in face. A truly deep and thoughtful race of people who just go about their business without fuss or flourish, smiling as they do so.

More next time about 400 angry naked Mexican/Indian dancers, electrocuting myself whilst naked (ooh yeah that hurt)and terrifying taxi rides.

Saludos from Mexico…… Chris and Karen

The City of Teotihuacan & Xochimilco Floating Gardens

August 19, 2008 1:33 pm

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I know its only a few days since the last post but we are seeing and doing so much.

Where on earth do I start about Mexico City. It is a vast, sprawling metropolis that seems to capture ancient history, mixed in with devastating poverty ridden slums next to secure housing areas, stunning architecture, shotgun toting security guards in Domino’s Pizza and a culture and people the likes of which I have never met before. They always say, ‘judge a country by its people and its history’, well we only know one Mexican (hey ?Mauricio que pasa amigo?) and that speaks volumes as the people here as just so friendly and fall over themselves to smile and try to make conversation.

Mexicans as a race like hot food, we all know that. But what you probably don’t know is that they also like food surprises, namely Croissants with cheese and ham……mmm nice, but the surprise (a sodding great jalapeno pepper hidden from plain view for a poor unsuspecting English bloke who on the middle of the Metro thought he was going to die after biting and swallowing the damn thing) - thanks Mexico.

What makes us laugh here is just how the people survive without all the political hairy round things that is currently befalling the entire UK. Yesterday a bloke jumps onto the Metro wearing a dirty black backpack, with wires sticking out of the side and the top. Fixed to the top of said rucksack was a clear glass tube with red and black wires poking out of each side. In his hand he held a red button with black tape wrapped round it. Now in London, I would have had a hot chocolate pudding moment in my sturdy underpants, and of course SO19 and Cressida Dickface would have immediately had the bloke dispatched under a hail of 27 headshots in true Jean Charles De Menez execution styliee.

So we took and deep breath and closed our eyes waiting to meet our maker, but, suddenly music blared out, Elvis Presley to be precise, YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG proffered on CD for 20p blared out of the backpack, and he went on his way to be replaced at the next stop by a young girl playing pan pipes. What a difference in perception a small button makes.

But the Metro is not the only place where they like to surprise you. Picture this, you are on the Number 32 bus to town quietly watching the world go by, when the bus pulls over and on get 8 Mexicans dressed in full traditional dress, including Sombreros and huge guitar things. You look and assume they are going to a fancy dress party, Oh no! Once one start plucking they all start shouting and whooping and singing/shouting at the top of their lungs. 15 minutes, $2 and 6kms later they get off and sit under a tree in the shade to count my $2. Unreal and very very loud.

The Mayan Ruins that you can see on the latest images are beyond words. The two main temples that you can see are the Sun and the Moon Temples. Interestingly The Sun Temple is the 3rd largest and highest pyramid in the entire world. We have a pedometer working each day and it clocked an incredible 15,000 steps that day!!! To give you a clue of how big this site is, it is 2 miles along THE AVENUE OF THE DEAD, I’m going to suggest that Bournemouth Council twin with Mexico and start naming streets after these names.

Oh one really funny thing that I just don’t understand is ‘Sacrificial Offering to the Gods?’. Now here’s my theory, for as long as can be remembered the people of these parts have, for want of a better word, pulled out live peoples hearts and held them up in the sky as on offering to the Gods. Now Id be pretty pee’d off with that. Imagine, there you sit one day chopping at a stone with a bit of stone making your stone pillow for your stone bed when some dude walks up to you and says, ‘Oih Pedro, need a fav me old matey, bit short on the old volunteers for tonights offerings, do us fav and stand in? Make it worth a new stone for you? Okay you say, and next thing you know some dude has ripped out your heart, chopped off your nads and sends each of your limbs to different parts of town……mmm that would not be a good day.

Yup by the way they pronounce it Tay-oh-titty-cheh-wan. But not as funny as Oaxaca (pronounced Whaca-whaca-whaca)……just make the old Pacman noise from the video game ha ha ha, on which note I had better go. Enjoy the images.

So we leave for Acapulco tomorrow by donkey bus and then we start the trek to Guatemala and Tikal.

Rather than email everytime I post a blog probably best if I just upload images to my front page and you can check when you have time, but Im open to suggestions as this mail goes to almost 200 people (I dont even know 200 people!)

Hugs and Saludos 

 

Skono and Blondie

The World Tour Starts In Mexico City!

August 17, 2008 3:39 am

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“Well my friends the time has come, to raise the roof, and have some fun” as the great Lionel Ritchie once said.

Okay so, here goes….we left Bournemouth on 15th August with two back packs weighing in at 21 kilos and 17

kilos and headed for Heathrow. 13 hours later we got off a BA flight in Mexico City after I managed to put away

6 bottles of complimentary mini Bordeaux, several cans of London Pride Ale, and a damn good measure of Gin

and Tonic. Blondie stuck to the G&T’s. I had no idea how bad that mixture would react with Wind! Oh my God!

 

On arrival the Taxi ride to the hotel was an explosion to the senses to say the very least. 20 million people live

in Mexico City (the biggest and most populated city in the WORLD!!) oh and 4 million cars…most of whom start

their engines and their horns at the same time. Every other car is a battered out old VW Beetle with no

passenger seat and a driver with no teeth.

Everyone looks like they are Mexican and the dudes in the park even ride horses with huge Sombreros. We

have a pedometer fitted to our boots and today (our first day - we managed 16,731 steps) er… now that’s a

long way in anyone’s books.  Answers on a postcard for how many miles that is. A prize will be given when

we get back for how many steps we cover over the next 18 months and who guesses the closest.

So mail in your guesstimates.

 

As for Mexico City, it’s incredible. As you can see from the images in the gallery (click on the link) its stunning.

Think that this stuff was here long before the old Jesus dude dissed his mates and got strapped to a tree

thing on Mount Thingamajig for preaching the word of some bloke with a big white beard that no one has ever

seen……..anyhoooo, these dudes here were building pyramid structures and sacrificing virgins to the Gods

long before we even said Amen! Seriously though think 2000 years ago and then add some more…..so these

things in some of the images are over 2000 years old….and that’s older than me and my jokes!!! Seriously,

these artifacts were buried under Mexico City for tens of hundreds of years and only got dug up in circa 1978.

To be able to get as close as we did today was just, incredible. Sights, Sounds, Smells, Senses, Smog.

 

So do enjoy the images and more will follow when we go to the sites of other parts of Mexico. Comments

and feedback welcome. Cheers and Cheerio - Chris and Blondie

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